“This is not mah bukkit”.

thedailywhat:

The Colbert Report: Stephen Colbert joins Alicia Keys for a surprise duet during her performance of “Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down” on last night’s show.

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Hahaha. I laughed so hard at him spinning in circles.

I’m not even embarrassed to say that I like this song. Ok maybe a little.

thedailywhat:

I don’t know what you’re talking about, so here’s Kurt Cobain playing with a kitten.

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I can’t stop watching this.

danacakes:

jerkalert:

kjay:

sarahkristenn:

JERSEY SHORE DRINKING GAME:

- There’s someone shown lifting weights/blasting their pecs/drinking protein shakes
- Someone says the word “classy”
- Pauley D fixes his hair
- Anyone is wearing sunglasses
- Ed Hardy apparel is shown
- Mike says “The Situation” or refers to “the situation” currently at hand
- There’s a fight and someone is shirtless
- Anytime Ronnie is shown in public without a shirt on
- A girl appears in a bikini top
- Someone says “guido” or “guidette”
- Anyone is shown drinking
- Someone is making out in the hot tub (drink throughout)
- Anyone fist bumps or fist pumps

Yeah, this needs to happen. Maybe once they have a marathon… I’m totally throwing a party JUST for this.

you play this during a marathon, and you’ll die!

Hahaha yes, and I’ll make everyone do jagerbombs! Blehhh.

Ok. Cross country road trip = Summer 2011. Totally serious. I’m gonna make this happen, even if it just ends up being me and my dog.

kjay:

sarahkristenn:

JERSEY SHORE DRINKING GAME:

- There’s someone shown lifting weights/blasting their pecs/drinking protein shakes
- Someone says the word “classy”
- Pauley D fixes his hair
- Anyone is wearing sunglasses
- Ed Hardy apparel is shown
- Mike says “The Situation” or refers to “the situation” currently at hand
- There’s a fight and someone is shirtless
- Anytime Ronnie is shown in public without a shirt on
- A girl appears in a bikini top
- Someone says “guido” or “guidette”
- Anyone is shown drinking
- Someone is making out in the hot tub (drink throughout)
- Anyone fist bumps or fist pumps

Yeah, this needs to happen. Maybe once they have a marathon… I’m totally throwing a party JUST for this.

Possible new car?! It’s a Ford Fiesta and it gets up to 40 mpg!

thedailywhat:

Kinda Cool Idea of the Day: For the cost of a couple weeks worth of coffee, the wonder-mongers at Shidonni promise to turn your child’s most wild-ass drawings into one-of-a-kind plush toys.

Check out the process below:

Place your order by tomorrow to get your one-of-a-kind stuffed whatchamacallit in time for Christmas.

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If only this wasn’t $80, I’d totally get this for my sister.

thedailywhat:

Tee of the Day: “Sprinfield Still Life” by Alvaro Arteaga Sabaini.

[Enter obligatory Vincent van D’oh joke here.]

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That’s awesome.

thedailywhat:

Trufax Mountain.

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Haaaaa.

keljay:

sarahkristenn:

(via mich3lle) “I didn’t wanna cheat on my boyfriend so I went home to eat ham.”

BEST SHOW EVER

HAHAHA I LOVED THIS PART.

thedailywhat:

Science!

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Forever 21 keeps teasing me with these boots. They’ve gone in and out of stock 3 times now. I WILL get them tomorrow. I’m gonna look like Peter Pan, but I don’t care. :)